A VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . . Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent )
Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella. Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No. Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?
(Student had no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe
the World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir. Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega
Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything callCold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go
any further after that. There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat
. We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.Darkness is the Absence of Something You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing. Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of
course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor, Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir? Are y
ou not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in Uproar )
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
(The Class broke out into Laughter )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain,
Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . . No one appears to have done so. So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly ! The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

NB:I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so .. . You'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you? Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH. That student was Albert Einstein.

太窮了。。。。。干！！！

小時候我家很窮，有時窮到全家只剩下錢，其他什麼都沒有，爸爸忙著算錢，媽媽忙著掃錢，弟弟睡

覺沒有棉被，只好蓋錢，妹妹大便沒有衛生紙，只好用錢擦屁股，我每天晚上只能利用燒錢的光線

看書，近視於是很深。 其實我家以前更可憐，人家都是“我家門前有小河，後面有山坡”，但是我家

前面後面都是太平洋，山坡都跑到兩邊去了，我們家最近的便利商店都要花3個小時才到得了，而

且要開法拉利，開賓士要5個小時。晚上睡覺更可憐，有一次我尿急，不小心尿在我床上，因為我的

房間太大了，我只好買一台小綿羊放在我睡覺的地方，晚上尿急可以騎機車去尿尿。我每個月要固

定放火將我家的錢燒掉，必要時還要用炸藥；每次想到我坎坷的過去，淚水便忍不住奪框而出......老

師評語：幹！

夜間部的 N 日間部的

在某一個學校流傳著這樣一個鬼故事。 因為學校住宿生都會有夜出的習慣， 但是他們要出去都必

須經過一座吊橋才能出校到街上， 傳說那個吊橋最好不要在晚上十二點整經過， 要不然會出現一

個穿白衣的學姐把手搭在你的肩上 說：『請～問～一～下～現～在～幾～點～了～～』 所以大家都

不敢在十二點整經過那個吊橋。 有一天一個在日間上課的學生在中午十二點整的時候正好走過那

吊橋，結果， 忽然有一個人把手搭在他的肩上說：『請～問～一～下～現～在～幾～點～了～～』 那

個日間部的學生嚇了一跳， 說道：『學…學…學姐…你…不…是在…晚上才…會出來…的…嗎。』 那

學姐就回答：『那～個～是～夜～間～部～的，我～是～日～間～部～的～』

不接 受鬼的东西.....

楚阳向去农村串门儿，在和亲戚们聊天时，亲戚告诉他，这里的厕所有鬼，不过，你不接 受鬼的东

西，鬼就不会伤害你。可能是水土不服的原因，到了晚上，楚阳向的肚子痛得要 命。实在没办法，楚

阳向只好怀着恐惧的心理，硬着头皮去了厕所。

　楚阳向刚蹲下，便听到鬼的声音： “要红色的手纸还是白色的手纸？”

楚阳向知道不能接受鬼的东西，便答道：“我一直用报纸。”看样子，楚阳向是得了痢疾，过了不一

会儿，楚阳向又跑到了厕所，不过，这次，他不再 害怕了。 鬼看到楚阳向后，又伸出手说道：“要《青

年日报》还是《中央日报》？” “我一直用体育类报纸。” 夜里，楚阳向第三次上厕所。 “要《青年体育》

还是《中央体育》？”鬼问。


　“......我......我只想撒尿。”

名字拼错了......

二位男子在万圣节化妆舞会后走路回家当他们经过一个墓园时,一时兴起要穿过此墓园.当他们

到一半时便被一声声叩-叩-叩的声音给吓住了.这声音是从某个阴暗处传出他们被吓得浑身发抖,接

着他们发现有位老年人手执凿子正在凿一块墓碑其中一位男子便说:"我的天啊.先生,我们以为你是

鬼耶,这么晚了,你在这做什么啊?"老人骂道:'***,他们把我的名字拼错了.!!!!"

我好惨啊！.........

以前打电话，号码不像现在用按的，是用手指插进一个有洞的圆盘用拨的。

话说从前从前....

小明家的电话号码是４４４─４４４４，常常有奇怪的电话打进来...

某天午夜12点的时候,电话响了，小明拿起话筒。

电话那头用凄惨的声音说：「请问这里是４４４─４４４４吗？可不可以帮我打１１９报警？我好惨啊！.......」

小明：「你去找别人帮你，不要来找我！」

那人：「我只能打电话到４４４─４４４４，没办法打给别人。」

小明吓死了，赶快挂上电话，只能打到４４４─４４４４?难道是鬼？！！

过了一会儿电话又响了，小明不敢接，但是电话一直响....小明只好把电话接起来。

那人：「请问这里是４４４─４４４４吗？可不可以帮我打１１９报警？我好惨啊！.........我的手指卡在电话拨孔里！」 ^^.....

生前。。。。。

话说在一个夜黑风高的夜晚，就在那条最长……最可怕的路上……
计程车司机开过那里……

有个妇人在路旁招手要上车……

嗯……一路上……蛮安静的……

直到那妇人说话了……

她说：“苹果给你吃……很好吃的哦……”

] 司机觉得很棒……就拿了……

接着吃了一口……

那妇人问：“好吃吗？”

司机说：“好吃呀！”

妇人又回了一句：“我生前也很喜欢吃苹果啊……”

哇……&*$#@……司机一听到，吓得紧急刹车，面色翻白……

只见那妇人慢慢把头倾到前面，……对司机说………………

想知道她说什么吗？………………………………………………



“……但我在生完小孩后就不喜欢吃了！…

二、夜遇女鬼

夜已经很深了，一位出租车司机决定再拉一位乘客就回家，可是路上已经没多少人了。司机没有目

的的开着，发现前面一个白影晃动，在向他招手，本来宁静的夜一下子有了人 反倒不自然了，而

且，这样的情况不得不让人想起了一种不想想起的东西，那就是鬼！！ ！ 可最后司机还是决定要

拉她了，那人上了车，用凄惨而沙哑的声音说：“请到火葬厂。”司机激灵打了一个冷颤。难道她真

是……他不能再往下想，也不敢再往下想了。他很后悔，但现在只有竟快地把她送到目的地。

那女人面目清秀，一脸惨白，一路无话，让人毛骨悚然。司机真无法继续开下去，距离她要去的

地方很近的时候，他找了个借口，结结巴巴地说：“小姐，真不好意思，前面 不好调头，你自己走过

去吧，已经很近了。”那女人点点头，问：“那多少钱 ？”司机赶紧说：“算了，算了， 你一个女人，这

么晚来这里也不容易，算了！”“那怎么好意思。”“就这样吧！”司机 坚持着。

那女人拗不过，“那，谢谢了！”说完，打开了车门…… 　司机转过身要发动车，可是没听到车门

关上的声音，于是回过了头……那女人怎么那么快就没了？他看了看后坐，没有！车的前边、左

边、右边、后面都没有！难道她就这样 消失了？

司机的好奇心那他就想弄个明白，他下了车，来到了没有关上的车门旁，“那个女人难道就这

么快的走掉了，还是她就是……”他要崩溃了，刚要离开这里，一只血淋淋的手拍 了拍他的肩膀，

他回过头，那女人满脸是血的站在他的面前开口说话了。
　
“师傅！请你下次停车的时候不要停在沟的旁边……”